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Mira's mother: I like my wine like I like my men: That makes no sense. None whatsoever. But I can see where Mira gets her spunkiness!

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Or, more realisticly I like my coffy the way I like my women Light colored, non-fat, and covered in whipped cream. Damn, I'm sad: I don't even drink coffee.

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I think I'm getting the point of this game! Originally posted by Ellen Cherry I like my coffee like I like my men -- hot and drizzled with cream. How about hot and strong, sweet and then drizzled with lke Or bubbly and amusing. Or golden-brown and smooth.

Or sweet and Green. Or tall and with an Eastern European accent. Or passionate and Italian. Or friendly and English. I like my men like I like my coffee: I'm suck a dork. I like my coffee like I like my men: The canonical reply is: I like my coffee like I like my women. Strong and bitter.

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