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But even if I don't climax, I enjoy sex most of the time. Trying to explain this to a man is like trying to explain guy 33 Bono is a fucking cunt wantt a U2 fan, impossible.

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All I could think about was cumming. He was overdoing it, and I was overthinking it.

So let's get this straight: Cumming is not a guaranteed thing. Sometimes guys don't cum I know, crazy right!!!!

Even if a guy tries his darndest to do the thing he did last time to make her knees shake, there's no promise that will work on a second occasion.

There is no formula for female orgasm. It's a mental thing. There are times when I've barely been touched and blown a stack faster than a virgin on his second stroke, and there are times when all the right stimulations have been attended to, and yet my brain's checked out—ergo, no cumming. But say your ill cum to u if u want fucked ladys onley and your vag, in a rare and merciful moment, decide to come together and shake hands, take heed. All you boys out there can learn a thing or two about your girl from her throbbing lady bits, just as she can from your ejaculatory singapore girls pick up. And while she might not mount her Everest by the same path every time, you might find a preferred pattern emerging, so pay attention.

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This girl knows what she wants, what she likes, and most importantly what you like.

I bet she even ordered for you at dinner and her choice was amazing. Fucke this point you're basically just her human vibrator, so I guess just lie there and enjoy the.

This girl thinks she's had an orgasm based on what she's read in Cosmobut deep down she's not really sure.

In sex clubs austin, she's probably not even really sure if she likes sex that.

She's the kind of girl who watches Sex and the City and thinks it's racy, then goes out for cocktail hour with her "gal pals" and proclaims she's "such a Charlotte! I really want to call this girl a fussy bitch but I hate calling women bitches, so let's just leave it at fussy.

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Detail-oriented and goal-driven, this girl is intent on things, and I'll bet that after some pretty fruitless sex for her at least she thought to herself "Fuck this shit, I'm not leaving here without an orgasm.

She's probably really successful at her job in some bullshit creative field that most other people just sort of flail about in. Girl gets results. This is one patient motherfucker, let me tell you. I've tried to teach guys to finger blast, and it's like trying to discipline a cat—you think they understand what "bad" means and you're quietly chuffed until the next day you come back only to find the idiot has pooped in the wrong place.

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We all owe this woman a debt of gratitude should we be lucky enough to get watn sloppy seconds. I don't know about you but I'm baking her some cookies.

I bet this girl has more than 1, Facebook friends. Are you checking? She likes the sound of her own voice.

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She could also be really insecure, and making a lot of noise is a really great way for her to feel validated. Especially if you have a really hot female roommate within earshot. Remember the guy from last week who cums on your face?

Yeah, he was this girl's high school boyfriend.

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All her expectations are colored by the fact that her first boyfriend told her about all the sex moves he saw in a porno, only he told them to her as though iceland phone app relatives what everyone does and should enjoy, and then they probably did them. When she grew up and went to college, her second boyfriend was face guy's cousin, titty cum guy; so continued her ill cum to u if u want fucked ladys onley education.

This girl has little to no grasp on reality because she's never encountered it, and that's probably the lavys reason she thinks it's super hot to stand on her head spread-eagle while a guy enters her asshole from above while eating peanut butter out of her vagina and she screams for a god she probably doesn't believe in.

Yeah, it's pretty dark. What can you really say about a uf who gets off on a dude's balls smacking against her clit? ficked

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I feel like she's probably awesome and tells great dirty jokes. If this is you, call me. This girl could be me. Please check that you are not, in fact, fucking me. If you're not, chances are this girl is a lot like me. In which case she thinks farts are hilarious and likes to watch you fucking her in ladyss mirror.

Every time she has sex she likes to imagine she is in her own private ladus, but a totally awesome feminist version where she's wearing some really classy but still slutty lingerie, there's grinding instead of pounding, and free adult came a Ryan Gosling look-alike rather than a saggy balled, year-old recovering heroin addict.

Nipples girl is probably a total narcissist, the leading lady in a movie that's constantly playing inside her head.

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She's also into the raunchy details and wouldn't mind a soft spanking. Now here's a girl that is "empowered" or at least totally chill with masturbating layds be surprised how many girls I know who aren't.

Her parents were connecticut milf old hippes who raised her to be really self confident and have a healthy perspective on sex and all that sort of lovely nonsense.

If she only comes from masturbating herself though, that's a whole other thing entirely.

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In that case she was probably raised by some strict Catholics who imbued her with all this stupid guilt so that when she's being "impure" with a man she feels bad asking for the nasty things she really wants. She laxys God can still see her when she's on her own, but like all good Catholics she knows that it only really counts if other people see you too, because then God's got backup.

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